Fox's Bad Fur day

By Ultimate Fan

It was a normal day inside the Great Fox. Everyone was relaxing: Peppy was drinking tea, Slippy was eating mushrooms, Bill was reading Katina’s newspaper, Falco was thinking about Fox, and was mentally cursing him. Also, Rob was getting rid of some virus. Everything was OK, but then...

???: "!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!!!!!!!!!

Falco: Jeez Laweez, what was that??!!

Slippy: I think that it was Conker from Conker’s Bad Fur Day or the kids from South Park!

Peppy: That reminds me James McCloud.

Rob: That almost broke my circuits.

Bill: I know only one guy in the Lylat System capable to say that...

Everyone: Fox!!!

Fox: "!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!!!!!!!!!

Peppy: Hey, Fox, what’s wrong?

Fox: Shut up!!!!

Slippy: You should calm down, dude!

Fox: Shut your piehole!!!

Falco: Hey, mister leader, being the leader doesn’t gives you the power to...

Fox: "!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!!!!!!!!!

Falco: OK...

Bill: Tell us what’s wrong, man!

Fox: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Rob: Maybe I can compute something to help you...

Fox: Oh... SHUT UP "!@#%$#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(# %&)@!!!!!!!!!!

Fox pushes Rob’s Power button OFF. Then, sits down, and starts drinking his coffee. Then, Falco, Peppy, Slippy and Bill gather to make a plan...

Slippy: What the heck is going on with Fox, uh?

Falco: Shoot! There’s more trouble!!

Peppy: What’s going on, Falco?

Falco: Katt’s coming today...

Bill: (Singing) Falco and Katt, sitting up above in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Falco punched and kicked Bill, and stepped on his tail.

Bill: Yeooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuch!!!!!!!!!!

Falco: Shut up, you little...

Peppy: Hey, you two, shut up!!

Slippy: Better think something...

Falco: A-ha, I know!!!

Slippy: Yes???

Falco: Let’s tell him that Samus wants to kiss him. That’ll put him in a good mood.

Peppy: Let’s try it out...

Slippy: Er... Fox...

Falco: Samus says she wants to kiss you...

Fox: Tell that "!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)&#=@#@ that I don’t like her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peppy: Well... it didn’t worked...

Bill: Owww... ouch... I have a... yikes... idea.

Peppy: Start talking...

Bill: Tell him there’s a Space Movies marathon in TV: Men In Black, Alien 1, 2, 3, 4, Predator 1, 2, E.T., and Independence Day.

Slippy: It worthies a try...  

Falco: Um... Fox?

Fox: (Smiling evilly) YESSSSS???

Bill: There’s a Space Movies marathon in TV: Men In Black, Alien 1, 2, 3, 4, Predator 1, 2, E.T., and Independence Day.

Fox: I awready have those movies in video, ya know... oh, yeah, I almost forgot... "!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!!!!!!!!!

Slippy: Nor this one...

Peppy: Hey, Fox, they say that there is a 50% of discount about coffee in the store...

Fox: "!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!!!!!!!!! I awready have a lot of it!! "!@#%$!!#/!@$#@(%&"=!%&)(ˇˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!!!!!!!!!

Slippy: Fox, Star Wolf is hunting and slaying Pokémon, we must help them!!

Fox: "!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!!!!!!!!! Are you with Star Wolf now, Slippy??!!??!!

Sweatdrop on Slippy’s head. Everyone gather again.

Peppy: Enough of this, I give up!!

Falco: I guess we’ll have to resign and tolerate him.

????: I don’t think so, bunny...

Slippy: (Drooling and smiling) Oh... my... God... it’s.. it’s... the babe...

Falco: Katt!? What are you doing here!?

Katt: Is that anyway to greet a girl?

Peppy: What are you doing here, miss?

Bill: I guess she came to hug and kiss Falco...

Falco blushes and kicks Bill in... a place you’ll never want to get kicked.

Bill: Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill falls to the floor unconscious.

Katt: I really love tough guys!!!

Falco blushes again...

Katt: Well, it was one of my objectives...

Falco blushes again...

Katt: but I heard that Fox has became an anti-hero.

Peppy: How did you knew that?

Katt: It’s in all the TV channels, wherever he has been today, there has been notices about a Super cursing guy that curses more or less like this: "!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone has sweatdrops on their heads.

Peppy: OK, miss, but, you said that we’ll don’t have to resign and tolerate him. What do you mean?

Katt: With my natural enchantments, I’ll make him the happiest thing in the Lylat System.

Falco: No way, Katt, I’ll never let you do that!!!

Slippy: (Still drooling and smiling) Super Bab... Katt will do whatever she want, Falco!

Falco: Over my dead body, froggie!!

Katt: Don’t worry about a thing, little men, wait here, and in five minutes you’ll have a full of illusions and dreams new Fox.

Falco: NO, NO, NO, KATT, OVER MY DEAD BODY, I SAID!!!

Slippy shoots Falco a sleeping dart, and he falls asleep.

Katt: Well done, Slippy-sweetie, here is your prize.

Katt kisses Slippy in his cheek.

Katt: Well, guys, I’m going to make Fox’s dreams come true. I’ll be back in a minute...
Katt goes to Fox’s. When she’s out, Slippy falls to the floor, drooling and smiling.
Slippy: She... kissed... me...
Peppy: Oh, little Slippy, you dream too much...
Slippy shoots Peppy a sleeping dart, too...

Slippy: Shut your piehole, old rabbit!!!

??????: Stand to the pond, froggie.

?????? shoots a sleeping dart to Slippy. Meanwhile, Katt’s with Fox.

Katt: Oh, Foxy-Honey, will you please tell me what’s wrong with you, pretty please?

Fox’s silent. Katt starts walking to Fox.

Katt: Oh, c’mon, little man, remember that I’m the most beautiful girl in the Lylat System. Those that are mean to me never have an opportunity again.

Fox’s silent. Katt gets near where Fox is.

Katt: Look at my eyes and my hair, Fox, you don’t think that they’re beautiful?

Fox’s silent. Katt sits near Fox.

Katt: You know, Fox, I never noticed it before, but you have pretty hands, eyes, and ears, and a beautiful tail, and you’re very cute.

Fox’s silent. Katt whispers to his ear.

Katt: You look cool with that angry look...

Fox’s silent. Katt sits up and stands up behind Fox and surrounds him with her arms.

Katt: Would you like to go out with me?

Fox breaks his silent.

Fox: LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU LITTLE @#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ)# #=@#@!!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@(/?=)/ˇ@"&=$?ˇ)#%&)!(ˇ&?@)#&!=)(/!&!!!!!!!!

Katt: Mph!!!!! You idiot!!! Dumb bastard!!! I’ll never talk to you again!!!!

Katt slaps Fox, and leaves to where Falco, Peppy, Slippy, and Bill are.

Katt: You right, guys there’s no way to...

Katt was stopped at mid-sentence. Two minutes later... Fox heard that the door opened, he then turned in his chair, ready to curse more, but, much to his disappointment, the one he was gonna curse wasn’t nobody of his friends: There, standing near him, were Andross, Wolf, Lion, Pigma, Andrew, and a lot of Venomians soldiers!!! Also, Wolf is pointing him at the head with a Laser Gun, and all his friends are tied up!

Andross: Ah, the son of James McCloud...

Wolf: You’ll be seeing your dad soon, Fox...

Lion: Bad news, little boy, we have taken over your ship!!

Pigma: And your friends have been taken prisoners, little boy!

Andrew: There’s more, thanks to an Internet virus, we have taken over ALL the Lylat System.

Andross: In three words: YOU ARE DOOMED...

Venomians Soldiers: And your friends too, McCloud!!

Wolf is ready to shoot Fox in the head.

Wolf: Any last words?

That was enough, Fox has had a bad day. First, Jigglypuff beat him in Super Smash Bros., then, the check that General Pepper gave him was fake, later Pikachu thundershocked Fox’s arwing, so, he had to repair it, and it threw him oil in his face, also, the Landmaster and the Bluemarine exploded and Fox had to buy new ones... that were hijacking style, also, all his friends had been disturbing him since he came back to the Great Fox, and... and now... Star Wolf and Andross are gonna kill them all and take over the Lylat System???!!! THIS IS ENOUGH!!! FOX, IT’S TIME TO SHOW HOW POWERFUL AND MIGHTY THE TONGUE CAN BE!!!!!!!!!!

Fox: LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU LITTLE %°#!(&%$")%"/=)&"&%$")"@$"/"/&@#"!&%$(!&%/$@ &(#%&=#/&"=($!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@(/?=)/ˇ@"&=$?ˇ)#%&)!(ˇ&?@)#&!=)(/!&#&(#%&=#/&"=($#"!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@(/?=)/ˇ@"&=$?ˇ)#%&)!(ˇ&?@)#&!=)(/!&#&(#%&=#/&"=($#!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@(/?=)/ˇ@"&=$?ˇ)#%&)!(ˇ&?@)#&!=)(/!&$#&(#%&=#/&"=($!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@!@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@@#%$"#/!@$#@(%&"=$(/?=)/ˇ@"&$?ˇ=)(#%&)(ˇ?@)#&#=@#@(/?=)/ˇ@"&=$?ˇ)#%&)!(ˇ&?@)#&!=)(/!&.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox cursed so loudly, that his swearing was heard around all the Lylat System, every single Venomian troop scared because of that curse, including Star Wolf and Andross.

Every venomian thing in the Universe: WAAAAAAAH!!!!!! FOX MCCLOUD IS WAY POWERFUL, WE MUST RUN AWAY!!!

The Venomian army surrenders, and sets free ALL the Lylat System. Meanwhile, Fox’s haed went red when he was cursing Andrross and Co., but now, his head is recovering it’s normal color.

Fox: Wow, now I feel more calmed down. Hey, guys, sorry for being so mean, I was just angry ‘cuz I’ve had a bad day. Sorry guys, I’ll never do that again, I promise.

Rest of Star Fox: Yeah, OK, we forgive you...

Fox: Thank you!

 

THE END... I HOPE SO...

 
Moral: If you’ve had a bad day, don’t desquite with your friends, because if they give you love, affection and understanding, you must be the same with them.
 
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