You know you've been playing too much Starfox when
- Andross gives up so that you'll stop playing.
- You turn the game on and it says, "If I go through
this ONE MORE TIME, I'll shoot myself!"
- You start yelling at falcons because Falco has a bad
- You shoot every wolf you see and give it cybernetic
- You play the first stage of 'Tomb Raider' over and over
again just to shoot the wolves.
- Every time you hear a first grader talk, you turn around
to see if it was Slippy.
- You buy a Toad and keep telling it, "Shut up and go
- You buy a bird and teach it to say, "I guess I
should be thankful."
- You kill chameleons for fun.
- You have every article on Star Fox up on your walls.
- You write love letters to Katt.....
- You go to see a jet plane's cockpit and wonder where the
- You go buy a bulldog and see how well he can play on
- You're Slippy's biggest fan.
- You claim to be James McCloud to get on the team....
- ....You accidentally dress up as Pigma instead.
- You buy 'Diddy Kong Racing' just to try and kill Diddy.
- You buy the old 'Donkey Kong' game (featuring Mario)
just to try and kill Donkey Kong.
- You try to make up 'too much Star Fox 64' jokes....
- You succeed and turn into a psycho
- You yell at the T.V. screen when Andross talks,
"I'll have my revenge! I'll avenge my father!"
- Your parents tell you to seek counseling because of your
- Nintendo agrees to put you as a character in a 'Star Fox
- You tinker with your car so it will go into 'all range
- You shoot Slippy to get him out of your hair.
- You shoot Peppy to get him out of the way.