28-02-02


Revealed: Caiman's Species

Yes, that's right. We can now exclusively reveal what Caiman's species. Who would have thought it? After all these years, the trials and hardships, the pointless destruction, we can now safely say, beyond any reasonable doubt, that Caiman is a...

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However, if you follow this link, you'll get the answer that has eluded us for years....

 

On a side note, He is believed to be of the sub-species Nintendoius Caimanus, distinguishable by their flying skills, bad taste in hats, and obsessions with nuclear weaponry....