26 November 2005
Wow! It's been a month and two days!

Wow, it really has been a month and two days since the last update. In that time, the forums have sustained a hack attack and the prospect of recoding the entire site has frightened me so much, there's a permanent yellow stain on my favourite pair of trousers. Too much information? Well, I've got to say something other than, there are no new interviews, comics, ODWs, artwork or stories. In fact, there's very little new. To be precise, if updates were food, this particular morsel would be an eighth of a portion of nouvelle cuisine. If updates were money, it would be the equivalent of one hundredth of a Japanese Yen.

Jolteon, for those of you who want to know, is still alive and kicking. To be more precise, he's been buried alive underneath tonnes and tonnes of work, and like a person who's been buried alive in a coffin is now kicking and screaming for help.

Still, that doesn't mean I'm going to be running this site non-stop in his place. Goodness no, that will never do. I'm still in the process of updating the HTML and CSS of the site, a task so montonously tedious that my brain is on the verge of escaping out my right ear and leaping off a twenty-storey building to its squishy doom.

Seeing as I haven't got a decent update for you, let me take this time to answer a few n00b questions I got in my inbox recently.
A few of the questions have been faked by Wolf O'Donnell. In no way do these questions reflect the inferiority of the question askers. I like olives. Cheese is the devil. Share prices may go down as well as up.

Q. How do I join the site?
A. You mean, the forums, right? Just click on that link that says 'Register' and then follow the instructions. If you mean this site, the actual site and not the forums, then all I can say is there is no membership. You just visit the site and if you want, send us your interviews, ODWs, VCD Matches, comics, artwork etc. and we might put it up for you.

Q. May I use [XXXX] in an interview?
A. Check the Cast List. Those characters that are copyrighted by big corporations are free to use as long as you give credit to their creators. If they're copyrighted by interviewers ask the interviewer that created them. I'm sure if you asked nicely they'll gladly allow you to use their characters.

Q. Seeing as Jolteon is dead in the water, is it alright if I send you interviews?
A. Okay, so this one isn't a n00b question, and is in fact, very sensible. The answer, however, is no. You may, however, send your work to or . These guys volunteered to do this work, so I suggest you be extra nice to them.

Q. You r0xx0rz. I wanna b ur luv slave!
A. Erm... yeah, thanks.

Q. You're cute. Wanna b my luv slave?
A. Um... Okay, that's enough question answering for today, methinks. Time to get back to work. Hopefully, we'll have a better update for you next time round.

P.S. I had to take the Halloween contest down. Unfortunately, I was too good at hiding the pumpkins so there's no winners. See you around.

12 August 2005
Your mail missed the target

It would appear that my Hotmail account thinks most of your emails are junk. I therefore strongly advise you guys to include the word, Starwing in your email. I'll set my account to prevent such e-mails from entering the bin.
Thanks for the feedback, guys! Oh and for those of you who haven't received a reply yet, I'm sorry. I'll get right back to you guys when I can.

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4 August 2005
Contacting me

Either I've forgotten to tell you guys how to contact me or you've guys forgotten how to contact me. Please, please, if you have anything to say about any changes I've made to the site, please e-mail me, especially if you see broken links. Don't wait for me to show up on MSN Messenger. Don't wait for me to show up on the Forums. Email me.

My e-mail address is . I expect it to be used wisely. If not, I will eat Falco here. You have been warned.

1 August 2005
Whoops! Sieve brain...

Whoops. Erm... I forgot to put the Nintendo Celebrity Death Match link back up in the Games Room. Well, it's back up now. You can get back online and fight against Nintendo videogame characters or against users from other similar death match games. Enjoy!

EDIT: It turns out that the server that hosts the Nintendo Celebrity Death Match is now down. This is the biggest stroke of bad luck on my behalf I've ever seen. I'll contact the guy who runs gameshost.co.uk to see when it'll be back up. Hopefully it won't be long.

 

11:00 BST (British Summer Time): Take 300,000,000,000.

At last! The update I promised you has finally been completed! Except I haven't completely finished fixing the Comics Section. It's just the Guest Comics section that hasn't been fixed though, and nobody reads those, right?

The following is now up. Finally!
• New interview from our newest interviewer, Nicky McCloud. Darn it! Where do all these infernal McClouds keep coming from?
• Six, yes, count them, six new interviews from our newest interviewer, Recamen, whom I thought was a girl until I read his interviews. Sorry.
• Three new interviews from the Force... er... I mean, JediKirby.
• One new interview from Aftershock.
• One new shocking interview from me.
• Fixed the Comic Section.
• Moved old updates to Old Updates page
• Samuel McCloud's interviews have been taken down, because he didn't like them. Note, however, that this is the last favour I'll be doing. If you don't like your interviews, tough. I'll only let you replace interviews, not take them down.
• Added a site feedback topic in the Forums. Use it wisely for anything that doesn't seem quite right.
• I also want to draw your attention towards the Broken Link Report Centre. It is for the reporting of naughty links that don't go anywhere. Tell me and I'll give them a good telling off.

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30 July 2005
13:31 BST: I am error

Huge errors are occuring in my new FTP program. It has screwed my attempts to update the site. As a result, we only have one new interview from Aftershock. JediKirby, Nicky McCloud and Recamen all have broken links. I will try to sort this problem out as soon as possible, but until then the only interview you can read is Aftershock's new Interivew.

12:00 BST: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Interviews... So many interviews... So much work and so little time. Now I'm not like J. Most of the time I'm not on MSN Messenger, but if you email me, you will get a reply. So give me feedback on the site. Show me that you actually visit the site and give a damn!

So what's up, pup?
• New interview from our newest interviewer, Nicky McCloud. Darn it! Where do all these infernal McClouds keep coming from?
• Six, yes, count them, six new interviews from our newest interviewer, Recamen, whom I thought was a girl until I read his interviews. Sorry.
• Three new interviews from the Force... er... I mean, JediKirby.
• One new interview from Aftershock.
• One new shocking interview from me.
• Fixed the Comic Section.
• Moved old updates to Old Updates page
• Samuel McCloud's interviews have been taken down, because he didn't like them. Note, however, that this is the last favour I'll be doing. If you don't like your interviews, tough. I'll only let you replace interviews, not take them down.

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7th July 2005

I didn't really want to update now but certain events mean I have to. I am of course referring to that horrible incident that happened today in the morning, during rush hour, involving several people, but not that woman who just missed the bus and tried to chase it down only to have it explode forty feet away from her. She was lucky. Others weren't.

I suppose these supposdly "Muslim" terrorists think they did something really great today, apart from the fact that London being bombed isn't anything particularly new and nothing we haven't really seen before.

I yawn at your antics and fart in your general direction. You have impressed no one and the loss of life is more than meaningless, it is senseless and you deserve nothing more than the worst that's coming to you. Going to Heaven? You can forget it and no self-righteous delusion will make it otherwise.

My condolences to those that have been affected and to those that have lost loved ones.

As a mark of respect all planned updates will be postponed until the end of the month.

- Wolf O'Donnell

20 June 2005
All work and no play makes Wolf a dull boy... All work and no play makes Wolf a dull boy...

Due to a huge oversight on my behalf, the Games Room has been uploaded a month early. In it, you will find several javascript games, including an Interactive Videogame Celebrity death Match.
WARNING: The multiplayer option allows you to fight against users of different death match games, including Pokémon, Digimon and even Dragonball Z. Do not, like I did once, make yourself look like a fool on the multiplayer option.

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15 June 2005
They're there, but they're not there...

Yeah, before you inundate me with calls about pages not working, I know my Millennium Special Death Matches cannot be viewed. I've uploaded them. The FTP says they're there on the server, yet no web browser can seem to find them. Needless to say I'll be working on the problem, but given my luck, don't expect a solution anytime soon.

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13 June 2005
Argh! Zombie website!

Hoo freakin' yeah... My first update. No, I'm not J and I'm sure you can tell it's not me from the style of this update. Yes, I'm not even myself; I'm that stoked. For months now, I've been streamlining this site's HTML for J and now I'm uploading the new, streamlined Interview section, which is now more dial-up friendly. Now your [CENSORED] Internet connection is no longer an excuse to not visit this website. Ain't that a vwoot?

P.S. The next section to be revamped is the Comic Section. Until I have completed the new Comic Section, please do not send in anymore new comics.

What's New, Stu?
• Streamlined the Interview Section and Off Da Wall Section.
• Added a new Videogame Celebrity Death Match section in Off Da Wall.
• Two new Seeing Stars episodes
• Each individual Interviewer's section will be given their own unique styles. As of yet, they are all set on default style. If you, as an Interviewer, want the look of your website to change, email me at with the colour of the background, font, and the colour of the links that you'd like.

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